Cold-blooded humour rules!

Even lizards laugh

Originally from a primeval jungle planet on the edge of the Andromeda galaxy, the Snaaku are pure bred from the DNA of a ferocious species of predator reptiles. Trained for combat from the moment they are hatched from their purple eggs, these merciless, genetically enhanced hired guns nevertheless still love having a damn good time. When sharing a joke about the Omegons, their despotic masters on Mars, and elsewhere, always raises the biggest laughs. That's why they love singing the lyrics of their screaming music, which is appropriately called reptile rock, because it also pokes fun at the Omegons, obliquely of course.

Memory metal makes the difference!

Fifty years from now, nothing beats a wristcom.

Memory metal, which is as light as aluminium, is one of the very coolest things about life half a century from now.

Where jewellery looks just like beautiful custom made art, until it morphs into an all purpose hi-tech as it gets wristcom.

In the pink

DAWN ON MARS

Wing Leader Mako O Te Rangi is up early and on patrol over the meteor blasted surface of the Red Planet. On the lookout for enemy saucers with the guts to enter "Maori country" on Mars.

BRINGING JOKES UP TO DATE!

Imagine the best jokes in the world done like a Pixar short.

Announcing: JokeToons

There will be SIX BILLION mobile phone subscribers on the planet in two years. In Darwinian tradition, smart phones like the iPhone are taking over and according to In-Stat are expanding marketshare by 30% a year. JokeToons is aimed at this global market – at video capable mobile phones. JokeToons are 3D animation cartoons of the world's greatest jokes downloaded for the same price as a txt. A new one daily, five days a week. Genie jokes, blonde jokes, lawyer jokes, saucy jokes, Pearly Gates jokes, etc., all delivered in gorgeous 3D animation, so they look just like a Pixar short. JokeToons is now in production at our new facility The Funny Farm. JokeToons launch date, October 2009.

Stay tuned.