"Melrose Place in outer space".

On first impression, we want our sexy mobile TV soap to look lickable.

If daddy doesn't fork out for a new guitar, Lulu's going to spill the
beans about his new mistress to Bonny, the stepmother from Hell.

Ronnie Bazook thinks his daughter must be joking.

But Lulu's not laughing, Ronnie.

While Ronnie's attention is diverted, BarBoy helps himself.

Of course daddy will buy his darling daughter a new guitar.

"Is today too soon?"